I can’t begin to describe the visceral surge of utter loathing and revulsion.
Then someone comes around the right way and I’m instantly chipper as all hell.
Transcript: English
#31: Please pay attention to signs.
A man holding a bag walks up to Alex's counter through the exit.
Guy: I need to return this.
Suddenly, Alex's eyes glow red and the man spontaneously combusts.
Alex: DON'T COME IN THE EXIT!!
Dissolving into a daydream thought-bubble, Alex begins to do the return, glaring hollowly.
And beware retail employees with vivid imaginations (and that manic glint in their eyes)





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