This’ll probably be one of the last comics with the couch in it, since we gave it away last weekend.
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I hope this comic is epically adequate.
On Friday, I’ll be sharing a Very Special Alex’s Guide Christmas Comic with you all, then I’ll be taking a break until after the new year. See you Friday!
Transcript: English
Chris's Living Room
Alex is reading on her laptop while Chris sits at his computer desk.
Alex: I dislike it when people misspell "brooch."
Chris: B-R-O-A-C-H?
Alex: B-R-O-O-C-H.
Chris: "Brewtch?"
Alex: It's spelled o-o, but pronounced like o-a. O-a is misspelled.
Chris: Like I just did now?
Alex: Yes
Chris: Do you dislike me now?
Alex: Yes.
Chris: Are we breaking up now?
Alex: YES.
Chris: Dammit!
Not the first time I’ve accidentally given myself food poisoning, either. The other time, I made macaroni and cheese with milk that I didn’t realize was sour at the time.
Transcript: English
Alex: I'm aware that as I move into my mid-20s, I'm losing my interest in so-called youthful activites. I really noticed it recently after I moved across town.
Alex stands slightly hunched over, covered in various bruises and scratches.
Artist Alley
Alex is slumped down at her artist alley table feeling sick.
Alex: I used to do a lot more partying at cons, too. I think I lost my interest in that after ConnectiCon 2009, when I spent all night drinking, then ate bad cream cheese the next morning and gave myself mild food poisoning. Even the elevator made me nauseous. It was not fun driving home in that condition, for the record.
Alex: This last weekend, I ended up with all that stuff (pointing to the first panel's bruises and scratches) plus an entirely overworked lower body. I didn't feel normal for 4 days!
Alex wobbles and shakes, looking distressed.
Alex: What is wrong with meeeee... cannot move...
Chris's living room
Alex is laying on the couch with her head in Chris's lap as he pats her head.
Alex: I seem to have suddenly gotten much older in the span of a few weeks.
Sunlight is like a thousand times brighter than the typical light of an office.
Transcript: English
Alex knocks on Chris' door.
Alex: Hey cutie!---WHOA.
She enters the apartment to see it's almost completely dark, save for dim light coming from the windows and Chris' monitors.
Alex: It is REALLY dark in here.
Chris: Isn't it awesome?
Alex: Maybe you should turn a light on?
Chris (pointing to the window): But it's daytime! See, there's light coming in from outside!
Alex: Chris, it's 3 in the afternoon. It should not be this dark. I would probably be incredibly depressed if it were this dark in my... apart... ment...
Chris (sadly): Yeah...
#35: Light therapy, people.
Harriet is the best kitty ever.
Transcript: English
#19: Always act your age. *
Alex: I made up a name for Harriet! Cute-en! Like cute kitten?
Chris: Heh, how old were you?
Alex embarrassed: Umm... that was yesterday...
*except when there are kitties!
New tank top? Oh hey there, temperature dropped to 38°F…
Transcript: English
#7: As soon as you purchase ne seasonal clothes, the temperature will take a violent swing in the complete opposite direction.
Alex has shopping bags full of new clothes!
Alex: Fall!
Alex tunes in to the weather forecast.
Weather Map: HA HA YOU SUCK
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